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Saturday, January 6, 2018

What have the Romans ever done for us?


All right ... all right ... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order ... what have the Romans ever done for us?

Well, for one thing, they gave us Roman numerals. The other day this attractive blonde asked me for my phone number. I told her it's


She never called me. I M LIVID.