Throughout the centuries, politicians and dictators have paid a lot of attention to how the media portrays them. Adolf Hitler, the Führer of Nazi Germany, in fact banned many photographs of himself which however still exist today.
Funny - or maybe not so funny - how I instantly thought of Hitler's ban when I read that the man who could've authored "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People" if he didn't have the vocabulary of an 8-year-old child, recently called for the removal of this portrait in the Colorado State Capitol, claiming it was "purposefully distorted" - click here.
Always ready to suck up to Trump, the Australian PM phoned him to say he knew of just the artist to paint something better. "He’s a specialist in this type of thing", Albo explained. "He does super life-like portraits that really capture the essence of the subject. Vincent Namatjira his name is – Australians love this guy. He specialises in rich wankers too, so I reckon he'll be perfect". Sources close to Namatjira said he was up for the challenge, although he was concerned he may be unable to get his hands on enough orange paint. Presidential portraits have in the past included the President’s pets, but this particular canvas may not have enough room to fit in Elon Musk.
I wouldn't want to offend "Tariff Man", and so created my own picture. Who could possibly be offended by half a lemon on top of an orange?
