Our visits to the pool throw up new surprises all the time. Remember when I told you about the chap in the shower who had 'WOOL' tattooed onto his willy? As he told me, in its tumescent state it fully reads 'WOOLLOOMOOLOO'.
Imagine my surprise when this morning I saw another just like it, except this one just read 'WY'. The chap it belonged to explained that the full read-out was 'WELCOME TO WOOLLOOMOOLOO AND HAVE A NICE DAY'.
Instead of doing laps, we more often than not lapse into telling these kind of jokes while stripped down to our bare essentials. Both the hi-vis vest and safety boots are left at the entrance just as are the RANGE ROVER and ROLEX watch. In the pool we all look and are the same.
Which makes it difficult to recognise each other around town. Until they answer my blank look with a loud shout of 'WOOLLOOMOOLOO'. Gotcha!
