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Today's quote:

Wednesday, September 9, 2020

A knight in shining overalls


The market is down 135 points, Padma's gone to the weekly Stitch & Bitch, it's a cold and miserable day, and I've put on the fire and "Kenny", the best mockumentary movie since "The Castle" - perhaps even funnier -, to cheer myself up.

Kenny must be Australia's most lovable toilet plumber, part philosopher, part comedian and all heart, as he tackles every septic challenge that comes his way, with one-liners that make you piss yourself laughing.

And despite being "as busy as a one-armed bricklayer in Bagdad", he still finds time to look after his cranky old father who's "the emotional bank account in the family with two cents in it", and who wants him to get a desk job because "people won't look up to you until you're sitting down".

To hear more toilet tips and philosophies from this 'Dalai Lama of Waste Management', buy the DVD which comes with a 16-page booklet packed full with Kenny quotes which you can read while sitting on the toilet.

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